doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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