YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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