Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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