i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Randomize
