i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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