just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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