party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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