Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
What drink are we having for lunch?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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