if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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