Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
tell me about the eggs
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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