Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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