My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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