Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I didn't notice because vodka
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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