it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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