If i come over, it means nothing
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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