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you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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