I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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