I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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