so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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