I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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