is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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