I forgot how hot balto sounded
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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