Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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