Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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