Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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