Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Your cock deserves a montage
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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