Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
two words: eviction party
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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