Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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