Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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