So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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