You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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