Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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