Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
Randomize
