Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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