K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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