marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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