We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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