Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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