party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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