it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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