how can u be prego again
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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