And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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