Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
