What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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