he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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