just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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