The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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