But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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