you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize