I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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