no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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