You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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