I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
